So.......

The Scottish Episcopal Church has manned/womanned a stall at the Wedding Fairs in Edinburgh and Glasgow for two years running now. And I gather that they've gone well in both places and that some folks have even managed to make them a hell of a lot of fun.

My question is this: will the Church of England manage to host a stall at the National Funeral Exhibition in Coventry this June. If not, why not?

We dare you. We double dare you. We double dare you with Haggis and a Harry Lauder accent.

If so, what will they include in their stall?
What's the first thing that visitors will see?
What will be on the book table?
What freebies will they give away?